Archive - Vanitas

The final issue of Vanitas, and the last newsletter I'll send through Substack

Dec 21, 2023 •

November 2023

Some Restrictions Apply

It’s a Sunday in November at 11:51 in the morning. I am sitting on a fake leather sofa in the corner of a bubble tea place inside a half-finished…

Nov 27, 2023 •

October 2023

The Night Before

The night before, I installed the wall-mount dock for the vacuum cleaner, and Joe made cheeseburgers, and we watched The Horror of Dracula.

Oct 21, 2023 •

September 2023

My father played a particular Dwight Yoakam cassette on repeat in his pickup truck to such an extent that for a while my little sister thought...

Sep 30, 2023 •

In the beginning, the baby’s nails were so delicate I could just pick them off when they got too long, like peeling off a bit of tape stuck to a gift...

Sep 1, 2023 •

July 2023

Highly Meltable

Occasionally I desire to have my skull popped open, my brain removed, and all its grody nooks and crannies pressure washed clean — and never moreso than…

Jul 31, 2023 •

June 2023

Goodnight Nobody

The baby slept in our bedroom for the first one hundred and ninety three nights of her life...

Jun 30, 2023 •

May 2023

Twenty years ago this month I graduated from high school, and twenty years ago next month...

May 31, 2023 •

April 2023

The last day of my first office job began with an invitation to a mysterious staff meeting...

Apr 30, 2023 •

March 2023

The Age of Mammals

One evening a few years ago Joe and I were walking the dog by the creek near our house when a thought out of nowhere appeared in my head...

Mar 26, 2023 •

February 2023

Little Bum Bums

I knew the baby was going to arrive on the cusp...

Feb 26, 2023 •

January 2023

The Babies In My Phone

The baby in my house goes to sleep or maybe she doesn’t...

Jan 29, 2023 •

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